<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/includes/rss.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title>संता-बंता</title><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/</link><description>मनोरंजन &gt; हास्यकट्टा &gt; संता-बंता</description><copyright>Copyright Webdunia.com</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 06:35:42 GMT</lastBuildDate><language>mr-in</language><item about="handheld"><title>विकत घेतोस का ?</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112019_1.htm</link><description>संता रेल्वेने प्रवास करत होता. गाडीत त्याच्या समोर एक चिनी माणुस बसला. चिनी माणसाला एक डास चावायला लागला. त्याने तो डास मारला व खाऊन टाकला.</description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 11:39:18 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112019_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112019_1.htm" height="100" width="135" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">विकत घेतोस का ?</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1301/12/images/img1130112019_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>नॅनो बाबतीत आपले काय मत आहे?</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112018_1.htm</link><description>टाटा मोटर्सचे काही अधिकारी नॅनो बद्दलचा प्रतिसाद पाहण्यासाठी, संताच्या घरी गेले. अधिकारी - नमस्कार! आमच्या नॅनो बाबतीत आपले काय मत आहे?
संता - मला तुमच्या ह्या न्यानो गाडीचं नाव अगदी सार्थ वाटतं</description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 11:55:46 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112018_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112018_1.htm" height="115" width="155" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">नॅनो बाबतीत आपले काय मत आहे?</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1301/12/images/img1130112018_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>बॉम्ब म्हणाला धप्प....</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112017_1.htm</link><description>जखमी संताला विचारले," जेव्हा बॉंम्ब पडला तेव्हा तो फुटला होता का?"</description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 11:25:36 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112017_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112017_1.htm" height="48" width="48" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">बॉम्ब म्हणाला धप्प....</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1301/12/images/img1130112017_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>तुम्ही एकटेच आहात का?</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112016_1.htm</link><description>थिएटरमध्ये एका जोडप्याला शेजारची तिकीटे मिळाली नाहीत म्हणून अदलाबदल करण्याच्या उद्देशाने पत्नीने शेजारी बसलेल्या</description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 11:22:48 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112016_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112016_1.htm" height="100" width="135" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">तुम्ही एकटेच आहात का?</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1301/12/images/img1130112016_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>तू प्रेग्नन्ट आहेस!</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112015_1.htm</link><description>संता पार्टीत ड्रिंक घेत उभा होता, एवढ्यात त्याच लक्ष एका सुंदर मुलीकडे गेला संता : तू माझ्या बरोबर डान्स करशील का? </description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 11:20:28 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112015_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112015_1.htm" height="100" width="135" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">तू प्रेग्नन्ट आहेस!</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1301/12/images/img1130112015_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>शाळेची सहल</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112014_1.htm</link><description>एकदा एका शाळेची सहल १ संग्रहालय पाहायला जाते
तेथे एका काचेच्या कपाटात दोन कवट्या ठेवलेल्या असतात.
</description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 11:17:58 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112014_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112014_1.htm" height="115" width="155" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">शाळेची सहल</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1301/12/images/img1130112014_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>मुलगी बहिरी असावी</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112013_1.htm</link><description>संता : मला वाटतं, ती आपल्या वर्गातली नवीन आलेली मुलगी बहिरी असावी.
</description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 11:15:36 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112013_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112013_1.htm" height="100" width="135" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">मुलगी बहिरी असावी</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1301/12/images/img1130112013_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>इन्फेक्शन नको</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112012_1.htm</link><description>बांता : चाकू उकळत्या पाण्यात का ठेवलाय? सांता : चाकूने आत्महत्या करायची आहे.</description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 11:12:56 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112012_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112012_1.htm" height="100" width="135" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">इन्फेक्शन नको</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1301/12/images/img1130112012_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>अरे गप बस...</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112011_1.htm</link><description>अपघातस्थळी एक माणूस विव्हळत होता, ”अरे देवा!माझा हात तुटलाय”</description><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 11:11:06 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112011_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1301/12/1130112011_1.htm" height="48" width="48" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">अरे गप बस...</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1301/12/images/img1130112011_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>हूं की चू</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1208/27/1120827016_1.htm</link><description>तुम्हाला कसं सांगू हो. या अपघातात पाहा माझा हातच तुटलाय. आता मी कोणाकडे पाहू.
सन्ता : अहो, असा धीर नसतो बरं सोडायचा. तो तिथे पडलेला माणूस पाहा. त्याचं तर डोकं तुटलंय. तरी बिचारा हूं की चू करत नाहीय</description><pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2012 09:54:48 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1208/27/1120827016_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1208/27/1120827016_1.htm" height="150" width="150" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">हूं की चू</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1208/27/images/img1120827016_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>सर्वाधिक बर्फ कुठे पडतो</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1207/26/1120726010_1.htm</link><description>एक इंग्रज भारतात येतो. तो सांताला विचारतो...
इंग्रज - इथे सर्वाधिक बर्फ कुठे पडतो.
</description><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2012 12:04:53 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1207/26/1120726010_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1207/26/1120726010_1.htm" height="115" width="155" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">सर्वाधिक बर्फ कुठे पडतो</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1207/26/images/img1120726010_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>ताजमहाल</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1207/21/1120721017_1.htm</link><description>संताने ताजमहालाची प्रत्येक भींत पाहिली....उंच मिनार</description><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 12:21:24 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1207/21/1120721017_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>बॉंम्ब!</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/02/1120602015_1.htm</link><description>पत्रकाराने जखमी संताला विचारले," जेव्हा बॉंम्ब पडला तेव्हा तो फुटला होता का?"
जखमी संता रागाने म्हणाला," नाही</description><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 11:34:35 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/02/1120602015_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/02/1120602015_1.htm" height="48" width="48" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">बॉंम्ब!</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1206/02/images/img1120602015_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>भारी पोरगी कटली</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601021_1.htm</link><description>संता : तू तिच्यासाठी दारू सोडलीस व्हय? बंता : हा!
संता : RMD ?
</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 12:53:14 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601021_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601021_1.htm" height="150" width="150" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">भारी पोरगी कटली</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1206/01/images/img1120601021_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>भाषणं!</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601020_1.htm</link><description>संता : बंता, हल्ली तु फार झोपतोयस.
बंता : हो.
संता : काय झाल? तब्येत ठिक आहे ना?
बंता : हो, मागच्या रविवारी मी भाषणाला गेलो होतो ना.
</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 12:51:35 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601020_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601020_1.htm" height="115" width="155" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">भाषणं!</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1206/01/images/img1120601020_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>मी रस्ता चुकलोय</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601019_1.htm</link><description>संताला त्याची मांजर खूप त्रास द्यायची. तिच्या त्रासाला कंटाळून एके दिवशी संता त्या मांजरीला लांब सोडून आला. पण</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 12:48:43 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601019_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601019_1.htm" height="150" width="150" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">मी रस्ता चुकलोय</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1206/01/images/img1120601019_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>प्लास्टिक सर्जरी</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601017_1.htm</link><description>बंता खुपच दुःखी होता.
त्याला संताने विचारले,
"काय रे काय झाले?"
</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 12:42:14 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601017_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601017_1.htm" height="150" width="150" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">प्लास्टिक सर्जरी</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1206/01/images/img1120601017_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>चायनीज मुलगी</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601014_1.htm</link><description>संताने चायनीज मुलीशी लग्न केले.
पण लगेचच ती मुलगी पुढच्या वर्षी मरण पावली.
</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 12:34:33 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601014_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601014_1.htm" height="115" width="155" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">चायनीज मुलगी</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1206/01/images/img1120601014_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>तुम्ही एकटेच आहात का?</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601011_1.htm</link><description>थिएटरमध्ये एका जोडप्याला शेजारची तिकीटे मिळाली नाहीत म्हणून अदलाबदल करण्याच्या उद्देशाने पत्नीने तिच्या शेजारी बसलेल्या</description><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 12:34:18 GMT</pubDate><source url="http://www.webdunia.com" media="handheld" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601011_1.htm</guid><media:group><media:description></media:description><media:content url="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1206/01/1120601011_1.htm" height="150" width="150" medium="image" /><media:title type="plain">तुम्ही एकटेच आहात का?</media:title><media:thumbnail url="http://marathi.webdunia.com//articles/1206/01/images/img1120601011_1_1.jpg" /><media:credit></media:credit></media:group></item><item about="handheld"><title>प्लास्टिक सर्जरी</title><category domain="http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/">संता-बंता</category><link>http://marathi.webdunia.com/entertainment/jokes/santabanta/1205/12/1120512015_1.htm</link><description>बंता खुपच दुःखी होता.
त्याला संताने विचारले,
"काय रे काय झाले?"
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